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• • Nov 6
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  Upon winning his 100th consecutive game of monopoly, Herman Cain decided to run for president.

• • Nov 5
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  “Man, I’m a really good hider.” - kid who is about to realize he has no friends.

• • Oct 30
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  Meeting people at the gym is difficult, no longer! Peep the latest True Love: Modern Romance in Sum. http://t.co/XZalW9xX

• • Oct 29
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  Apparently, when you drive a stick shift, every time you park is an emergemcy.

• • Oct 28
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  “I’ve been saving my spare change all my life, and I have $6348.” - hugely disappointed 60 year old.

• • Oct 27
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  Sequins are society’s bright colors. It’s either poisonous or doesn’t taste good.

• • Oct 23
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  “That was a pretty rock-n-roll powerpoint presentation.” - person I just stopped talking to, have unfriended on FB, & burnt all pictures of.

• • Oct 22
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  RT @karlhess: “alright Society, i’ll play your game…FOR NOW.” -me putting on a shirt

• • Oct 19
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  Want / need some free dating advice? Check out my blog! http://t.co/XZalW9xX

• • Oct 18
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  “I take shits that would kill a lesser man” - drunk renaissance fair eating contest champion.

• • Oct 15
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  I want my bellybutton to look like sin city. #saidinactualconversation

• • Oct 14
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  “You make me want to be a better transvestite.” - transvestite in love.

• • Sep 30
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  I don’t actually think anyone will break into my hotel room; I just enjoy locking the little gold chain.

• • Sep 29
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  Thanks, Mediterranean Buffet. I rolled down my window and now your stupid business card is stuck in my door forever.

• • Sep 27
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  I’m having ice cream for dinner because I’m an adult!…wait…

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Erik Anker is a comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. True Love: Modern Romance In Sum Tweeter Bacefook eanker@gmail.com

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